Udder this!

If you knew any better, you would know that udders are the centre of the universe. They make the world go round. They put the solar system in place. They make the galaxies dazzle. Muse to the artist, meditation to the sage, marijuana to the hippie, udders restore harmony in this dull universe by adding the right touch of madness. Why should we be talking about udders? Ideally, we shouldn’t just be talking about them. Ideally, we should be doing things with them. But we’ve got to start somewhere. So why not here.